'Will & Grace' Finale Spoiler!

Some secrets are just too juicy to be kept to yourself. For example…last night, yours truly went to CBS Studio Center’s Stage 17, in Studio City, to see a live taping of the hit NBC comedy Will & Grace! But that’s not the best part. Insert drum roll here…the taping I went to see was a section of the hour-long series finale – which will be airing May 18!!! That’s right kids…your nocturnal buddy – Mr. Nightlife – knows some of the finale’s secrets and I’m about to blab them all to you! So if you don’t want me to spoil the surprise…stop reading NOW! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>> >> > Here’s the set up…as you already know Grace is pregnant by her former husband - who’s now gotten married to another woman. In the show prior to the finale we find out that Will breaks up with his lover (GASP), so he can help Grace bring up the baby. So here’s where the scene I saw taped begins…. its fifteen years in the future and an older, toupee wearing Will and an equally older, fat ass Grace have been living in the same apartment (in misery, of course) bringing up their son – who doesn’t listen to a word they say. Surprise, surprise. After a fight about his writing the words “For a great time call Will Truman” on the wall of the boys’ bathroom, at school, he ignores their usual insulting banter at each other and walks out on them. A few seconds later, Karen walks in looking as gorgeous and young as ever. She’s now off the booze and head-over-heels in love with a rather scary looking Rosario who’s now become a full-fledged leather jacket wearing, beer chugging, bull dyke! Extremely funny lesbian jokes ensue. Then an extremely tan, George Hamilton looking, Jack enters wearing a bridal veil and proudly announces that he’s finally gotten married! Thanks to then President Chelsea Clinton who just signed the gay marriage bill into law! Who does he marry, you ask? You sure you want to know? Well…it’s none other than Kevin Bacon – who’s now madly in love with his former stalker! Unfortunately that’s all I know. Those smartass producers only shot one segment of the finale last night. (DAMN!) So…it looks like all of us will just have to tune in on May 18th to see what happens next.