Alexis Arquette's MySpace Assault

I just got an interesting e-mail from a fellow blogger, Damien, about Surreal Life star Alexis Arquette attacking him on MySpace!

Apparently, Lady Alexis wasn't too happy with his "add me as a friend" request on said website and she/he sent him this scolding comment...

"I can say, without one shred of uncertainty, that you are the most pompous, arrogant individual I've ever come across. And believe me, I've met some real pricks in my day. But, Damien, you take the cake.

Why did you send out a friend request to me in the first place? I'm not necessarily the biggest celebrity, but I'm also no pathetic joe schmo (like you), and I refuse to become another number on your list of "friends". I prefer to add people who can contribute something to my daily life; you, however, hope to add anyone because you're just another lemming who views MySpace as a popularity contest. At your base, you're simply a rapacious acquierer of insecure MySpace people. I think it's time for you to grow a backbone and develop some dignity.

Oh, and I'm sure I can speak for the vast majority of people on MySpace when I say...you're not that pretty! Stop trying to jumpstart a porn career! You haven't the drive, the look, or the experience. I recommend sticking to what you know. It's probably best for you to entertain the small fanbase you have and quit trying to propagate some sort of vast monopolisitic pornographic empire.

Now slither away. Thanks.

-Lady A!" Posted by Lady Alexis on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 at 1:31 AM

Nice, huh? Well, actually...after partying alongside Alexis, in clubland, for the past several years I'm not that surprised by his/her response. Trust me...that's just her/his way of saying "thanks honey...wanna f**k?" Wink, wink.